It's been forever and a day since I've cycled (and less likely going forward now that I have a new little man in my life) but I thought I'd post this anyway for yuks!
You know you're an addicted roadie when...
- ... Your surgeon says you need a heart valve replacement and you insist on presta.
- ... You find nothing disgusting about discussing the connection between hydration and urine color.
- ... You empathize with roadkill.
- ... You take your bike when shopping for a motor vehicle, just to make sure it'll fit inside.
- ... Good cycling roads are the main thing that matters when hunting for a new house.
- ... You view crashes as an opportunity to upgrade components.
- ... You say "On your left!" when walking around another pedestrian.
- ... Dessert is the first thing you order when eating out.
- ... You smile at someone, who informs you that you have bugs in your teeth
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